Sometimes it’s OK just to sit

I’ve been trying to do nothing. Not as easy as it sounds. Just do nothing and not worry about it. Not feel that you have to have achieved something. Not feel that you have to have crossed something off the constant “To Do” list. Just do nothing. Just do nothing and feel no guilt about it.

“What did you do today?”
“Nothing really”

I’ve become a little obsessed with a bench in the local park. You know how benches in parks have little memorial plaques? My local park’s got loads and every morning when I take the dogs for a walk, I look at this particular bench and wonder.

Sometimes it’s OK to just sit and think. And sometimes you don’t even have to do that.

So off on another travel and there’s this feeling that I should “do something”. If you don’t do something, it’s just…  What? Just what? And if it is “Just what?” is there anything wrong with that?

I remember last year I felt a pressure. I wanted to go to Israel to find out The Truth – seemed a reasonable thing to do on a three week break – but would I take advantage of the time and the opportunity? Would I be brave enough? I remember the flight out being hammered by these ideas, yet they disappeared as soon as I got there. And, once there, I was definitely brave enough. Maybe on one occasion, a little too brave (going into the refugee camp with my Star of David earring wrapped up on a plaster… It was OK, but I know not everyone would have done that).

I’ve got the same thing this time. Will I have a good enough time? Will it be interesting enough? I could try to recreate last year’s trip with a “Trying to understand Trump’s America” theme. But you know, pah. The best part of three weeks, it feels such a ridiculous indulgence. But what’s wrong with indulgence? And what’s ridiculous about it? Who’s it hurting? What’s the downside?

I’m 61 now – yeah, I know – and who knows what could happen? The spectre of my old man never quite leaves. You work your life, you do the right thing, provide and create a life and then you retire expecting to maybe buy a Panama hat and go to the cricket or go on a cruise or do whatever it is you want to do and then…

My old man. He retired at 65 and at 66… There was a chest pain and, five days later, that was that. He bought a new car, something light metallic blue. I remember him buying it. And I remember it being delivered after he died. My mother couldn’t look at it. I think I gave it away, just get it gone. To be honest, I preferred the old one. Anyway. Take advantage while you can.

Triumph

Who Jew You Think You Are?

You know the old Jewish saying: Always sleep with a suitcase under the bed, because you never know when the knock’s going to come.

That was a joke. Probably still is.

Probably. That’s the bit that’s changed.

The summer of 2018. It’s the hottest summer since before the dawn of time. Football thought about coming home, but had a look at the state England was in and thought better of it. (That’s someone else’s gag, but we live in a sharing society).

The Tories are in disarray, biting lumps out of each other over Brexit, undermining Theresa May and maybe positioning themselves for a leadership battle. Anna Soubry has been on the radio saying that Jacob Rees-Mogg is actually running the country.

Her Majesty’s Opposition, the Labour Party, is taking them apart, setting out its stall for a post-Brexit world, coming up with ideas for how we, as a country, can move forward. Except, it’s not. The Labour leadership is not doing any of those things. It’s actually lost in a strangely hermetically-sealed world where, instead of giving the lame Tories a kicking, the only important thing to do is to, again and again, prove they’re not obsessed by Jews by being obsessed by Jews and redefining antisemitism so that it’s not antisemitic to be antisemitic.

How did the Labour Party – the party of my family, my father, my people – become such a hideous hotbed of hatred? How did it become the place where the really important thing is “redefining antisemitism” and a place where racists feel safe?

My idea of Judaism had always been somewhere between Phil Silvers and Woody Allen (the early, funny ones), a cultural badge born out of humour and smoked salmon. Throw in a bit of Philip Roth – in my teens, I used to suffer terribly from Portnoy’s complaint – and… you get the idea.

But now I’m a political Jew. Up for the argument. Somewhere along the line, something switched. There was a point, and I’m not sure where it was, where I had my Howard Beale moment. “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore”. Anyone makes a lazy assertion or assumption, and I’m there. “What do you mean by that? How can you say that?” I’m a keyboard warrior. Ready to take on anyone, especially during work time.

There are cleverer people than me on social media – they all seem to be called David something, I’m not sure why – who’ve published books and academic tomes, and that’s great. I’m not going to pretend to be an expert on Middle East history and politics, largely because I’m not. I’m not going to pretend to be an expert on the Labour Party and the history of left wing politics, again largely because I’m not.

This is much more a personal discovery thing. Why did I switch? Why did I go from someone whose last engagement with Judaism was my barmitzvah to someone who gets really angry? What made me suddenly notice that with so many people – especially “my” people, the liberal Left – just a little scratch and there it is, Jew-hatred. And it really is there.

I’m going to be 60 in September. (I know. Don’t even ask). I’ve started writing a book – “The Whole Mechula is Gescheft” which is brilliant and at current rate of writing will be finished at around the same time Charlton Heston discovers the Statue of Liberty on The Planet Of The Apes.

In the meantime, it’s time to do something else. I’m going to go to Israel, see what it’s really like. How can I defend the place as I do when the last time I was there was when I was 17?

Instinctively, I know a few things about Israel – and this isn’t about government policy or politics. The first is I’ll defend it. The second is anyone who attacks it, I’m instinctively suspicious of. Just thought I’d say.

It’s Thursday

Gregtext

It’s not even been a week and I’m tired. A month of module outlines, academic health reports, assessment jigsaws, timetables, workloads… being asked to take on a new module three days before life starts. I’ve got an eye infection and my daughter’s just left home for three months in Sri Lanka. I’m thinking maybe I should join her. I can do au pairing. How hard can it be? I look at the new students. Has something changed? Why are they all younger than they used to be?

Then I get a text from an ex-student and I remember what it’s all for.

The Whole Mechula is Gesheft – where it started

The summer of 2018. It’s the hottest summer since before the dawn of time. Football thought about coming home, but had a look at the state England was in and thought better of it. (That’s someone else’s gag, but we live in a sharing society).​

The Tories are in disarray, biting lumps out of each other over Brexit, undermining Theresa May and maybe positioning themselves for a leadership battle. Anna Soubry has been on the radio saying that Jacob Rees-Mogg is actually running the country.  

Her Majesty’s Opposition, the Labour Party, is taking them apart, setting out its stall for a post-Brexit world, coming up with ideas for how we, as a country, can move forward. Except, it’s not. The Labour leadership is not doing any of those things. It’s actually lost in a strangely hermetically-sealed world where, instead of giving the lame Tories a kicking, the only important thing to do is to, again and again, prove they’re not obsessed by Jews by being obsessed by Jews and redefining antisemitism so that it’s not antisemitic to be antisemitic.

How did the Labour Party – the party of my family, my father, my people – become such a hideous hotbed of hatred? How did it become the place where the really important thing is “redefining antisemitism” and a place where racists feel safe?  

My idea of Judaism had always been somewhere between Phil Silvers and Woody Allen (the early, funny ones), a cultural badge born out of humour and smoked salmon. Throw in a bit of Philip Roth – in my teens, I used to suffer terribly from Portnoy’s complaint – and… you get the idea.

But now I’m a political Jew. Up for the argument. Somewhere along the line, something switched. There was a point, and I’m not sure where it was, where I had my Howard Beale moment. “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore”. Anyone makes a lazy assertion or assumption, and I’m there. “What do you mean by that? How can you say that?” I’m a keyboard warrior. Ready to take on anyone, especially during work time. 

There are cleverer people than me on social media – they all seem to be called David something, I’m not sure why – who’ve published books and academic tomes, and that’s great. I’m not going to pretend to be an expert on Middle East history and politics, largely because I’m not. I’m not going to pretend to be an expert on the Labour Party and the history of left wing politics, again largely because I’m not.  

This is much more a personal discovery thing. Why did I switch? Why did I go from someone whose last engagement with Judaism was my barmitzvah to someone who gets really angry? What made me suddenly notice that with so many people – especially “my” people, the liberal Left – just a little scratch and there it is, Jew-hatred. And it really is there.  

I’m going to be 60 in September. (I know. Don’t even ask). I’ve started writing a book – “The Whole Mechula is Gescheft” which is brilliant and at current rate of writing will be finished at around the same time Charlton Heston discovers the Statue of Liberty on The Planet Of The Apes.

In the meantime, it’s time to do something else. I’m going to go to Israel, see what it’s really like. How can I defend the place as I do when the last time I was there was when I was 17? 

Instinctively, I know a few things about Israel – and this isn’t about government policy or politics. The first is I’ll defend it. The second is anyone who attacks it, I’m instinctively suspicious of. Just thought I’d say.  

Always sleep with a suitcase under the bed

You know the old Jewish saying: Always sleep with a suitcase under the bed, because you never know when the knock’s going to come.

That was a joke. Probably still is. 

Probably. That’s the bit that’s changed. 

The summer of 2018. It’s the hottest summer since before the dawn of time. Football thought about coming home, but had a look at the state England was in and thought better of it. (That’s someone else’s gag, but we live in a sharing society).

The Tories are in disarray, biting lumps out of each other over Brexit, undermining Theresa May and maybe positioning themselves for a leadership battle. Anna Soubry has been on the radio saying that Jacob Rees-Mogg is actually running the country.  

Her Majesty’s Opposition, the Labour Party, is taking them apart, setting out its stall for a post-Brexit world, coming up with ideas for how we, as a country, can move forward. Except, it’s not. The Labour leadership is not doing any of those things. It’s actually lost in a strangely hermetically-sealed world where, instead of giving the lame Tories a kicking, the only important thing to do is to, again and again, prove they’re not obsessed by Jews by being obsessed by Jews and redefining antisemitism so that it’s not antisemitic to be antisemitic.

How did the Labour Party – the party of my family, my father, my people – become such a hideous hotbed of hatred? How did it become the place where the really important thing is “redefining antisemitism” and a place where racists feel safe?  

My idea of Judaism had always been somewhere between Phil Silvers and Woody Allen (the early, funny ones), a cultural badge born out of humour and smoked salmon. Throw in a bit of Philip Roth – in my teens, I used to suffer terribly from Portnoy’s complaint – and… you get the idea.

But now I’m a political Jew. Up for the argument. Somewhere along the line, something switched. There was a point, and I’m not sure where it was, where I had my Howard Beale moment. “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it anymore”. Anyone makes a lazy assertion or assumption, and I’m there. “What do you mean by that? How can you say that?” I’m a keyboard warrior. Ready to take on anyone, especially during work time. 

There are cleverer people than me on social media – they all seem to be called David something, I’m not sure why – who’ve published books and academic tomes, and that’s great. I’m not going to pretend to be an expert on Middle East history and politics, largely because I’m not. I’m not going to pretend to be an expert on the Labour Party and the history of left wing politics, again largely because I’m not.  

This is much more a personal discovery thing. Why did I switch? Why did I go from someone whose last engagement with Judaism was my barmitzvah to someone who gets really angry? What made me suddenly notice that with so many people – especially “my” people, the liberal Left – just a little scratch and there it is, Jew-hatred. And it really is there.  ​

I’m going to be 60 in September. (I know. Don’t even ask). I’ve started writing a book – “The Whole Mechula is Gescheft” which is brilliant and at current rate of writing will be finished at around the same time Charlton Heston discovers the Statue of Liberty on The Planet Of The Apes.

In the meantime, it’s time to do something else. I’m going to go to Israel, see what it’s really like. How can I defend the place as I do when the last time I was there was when I was 17? 

Instinctively, I know a few things about Israel – and this isn’t about government policy or politics. The first is I’ll defend it. The second is anyone who attacks it, I’m instinctively suspicious of. Just thought I’d say.  

The Train

So I’ve been talking for how many months about traveling across the States by train and how I love traveling by train and how train travel is the future and… and today is a train day. The first train day, going from Atlanta to New Orleans. On the train at 8.38am, off the train at 7.35pm. A long day on the train.

It feels a bit odd. It feels a bit of pressure, the same pressure I felt before I started this trip. Would it be interesting? Would it fulfil whatever ideas I had about it? Or would it just be long and a bit boring?

Well, it’s now 1.12pm and I’m guessing the answer is, unsurprisingly, “all of the above”. The train people (all black) are unerringly polite and sweet and chatty and smiley. The passengers (mostly all black) are mostly asleep or plugged into screens with headphones. I guess that’s the big difference compared to when I. last did a big train travel (the Trans-Siberian in 1990). Then there were no phones, no laptops, no screens. There were Walkmen and there were books, but neither of those lock you in to your own world like screens and headphones do.

We’ve just crossed the Black Warrior River – who even knew. It’s huge. I mean vast. But look on the map and it looks like the River Lea.

Atlanta

All that planning. It made much more sense to go somewhere, hang out, stay till it feels right to leave and then leave. Don’t make plans. Don’t be tied to a schedule. The whole point of being by yourself is to be selfish about the “What do I fancy doing today?” thing. And what a fantastic indulgence / opportunity for someone like me to have. I might be an empty nester, but it’s not that empty. And blimmin hurrah for that.   

The next stop was Atlanta, Georgia and that’s as different as different can be on every level. Apart from the places, New York was with Greg – young, free and living in a one bed urban apartment, Atlanta was Josh, married with an eight year old daughter and dog, living in a detached house in the wide open spaces of the Atlanta suburb of Marietta. In New York, you want a bagel you walk to the bagel shop. In Atlanta you want a bagel, you get in the car. (You still get the bagel with lox – it’s not that different down South).

Again, a very lucky bunny, courtesy of extraordinary hospitality and warmth. Michael, the Uber guy, was – as it said on the Uber app – a “great conversationalist”, which meant we spent the 30 mins ride to Josh’s house talking about Trump (not a fan), racism (still exists because it exists everywhere, but no worse here than anywhere else), chickens…

“There are three huge, and I mean huge, chicken factories here. We like chicken down here”

“Georgia’s not a good place to be a chicken”

“No, it is not”

and Trump.

Michael told me why he didn’t like Trump.

Me: “Michael – where I come from, that’s called socialism”

Michael: “……..”

Not entirely sure it’s cool to call yourself socialist here.

Michael said that Josh’s place was very central, easy to get everywhere. And, for Atlanta, it is. But that just says that Atlanta’s a sprawl, which makes complete sense. There’s space to sprawl here. The roads are wide, the houses (in the suburbs) all have big front gardens, they’re all detached. It looks very clean and very straight. There’s no litter, no graffiti, no dirt – and it looks very familiar from a thousand American films and TV shows. Most of the American films I’m thinking of have been made by John Carpenter, but…. I like John Carpenter.

In by now the great tradition, Josh took me to the baseball and it was great to go to the game cos that’s another ‘first’ ticked off the list, but… I’m not sure about baseball. Bloke throws the ball, bloke tries to hit it. Mostly the bloke who’s trying to hit it misses, but sometimes he doesn’t. Baseball. I don’t know. I suppose they’d say that foo… soccer was blokes running around kicking a ball. There’s a lot of hanging around and the action is much shorter but the whole game is much longer. On the plus side, the clothes are much better in baseball, the shirts much more stylish. (You can tell I used to be a sports journalist and now teach sports journalism).

One thing that was evident is that this is a consumption culture. The cars are big. They’re still those big, chunky SUV things, more often than not with a pick up shape. Big, bull-nosed things.  We spoke lots and hybrids are becoming a thing, but you look around here and still people love their cars.

Josh, being one of the Brothers, drove a Volvo.

And this might be unfair to say, because we’re at the ball game, but they eat. Big food, big hot food. And no one’s too fussed abut single use plastic. But, like I say, it’s probably unfair to say, because we’re at the ball game. If you went to a foo… soccer game at home, it’s probably not a whole lot different. The food would probably be worse, the portions smaller, but the ideas the same.

I had a bar-be-que pulled chicken sandwich with jalapenos and bar-be-que sauce. Like the weather, it was hot. And talking of the weather, it’s hot. Yesterday was 100 degrees and, like the sandwich, that’s hot. Everything’s hot here. After the game we went home and did the family thing which, again, was a lovely contrast. Bouncy daughter, bouncier dog – Oliver’s a sweetie, very bouncy, very licky, very sweet – and we watched the quite astonishing Nadal v Medvedev match, an extraordinary contest, five sets, five hours and eventually, of course, Nadal won. 

Josh took the next day off and we played tourist. Went to the Martin Luther King Center (after, of course, a bagel stop) which is so peaceful and calm, everywhere you look there’s reminders of his gentle wisdom and in the age of Trump, Johnson, Corbyn, Brexit and all that it’s impossible not to be simultaneously impressed by how we can be and depressed by how we are. Who was it who said we get the politicians we deserve? Everyone probably.

We melted back into the car and drove through Cabbagetown, a newly gentrified part of inner city town, all arts graffiti and cafes. Everywhere’s the same. People move to the suburbs, the inner city gets neglected, the arts people go back to the inner city cos it’s cheap, it becomes all hipster and the locals get squeezed. Cabbagetown and Hackney Wick and all points in between.

Little Five Points looked like it had always been cool. A little bit hippie, a little bit biker chic. Vintage clothes, vegan cafes, live music venues, record shops and more places to get your chakras balanced than you could throw your CBD oil at. I liked it.

But it didn’t pay to walk around because it was hot.